ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
soo... how was my night?
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Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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