Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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