Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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