He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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