Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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