Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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