HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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