I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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