He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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