How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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