it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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