drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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