Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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