everyone is single if you try hard enough
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dicks are not precious.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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