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(828): View more from North Carolina

what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

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(707): View more from California

last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date

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(941): View more from Florida

you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(567): View more from Ohio

i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??

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