you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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