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(512): View more from Texas

My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house

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(361): View more from Texas

Screwed.edu

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Why are you speaking in third person?

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Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.

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(619): View more from California

I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer

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(541): View more from Oregon

He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.

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