Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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