One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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