I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He did a backflip because drugs
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