I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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