i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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