he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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