dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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