i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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