dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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