Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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