can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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