I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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