Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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