just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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