Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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