Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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