You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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