just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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