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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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• (212): View more from New York

  Your dad touched me again.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.

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• (+46): View more from Sweden

  being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering

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