I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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