I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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