Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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