Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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