All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Small penises have feelings too.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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