so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Randomize
