i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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