Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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