erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He has the fingertips of a God
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