About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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