woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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