White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I love having hate sex.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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