Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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