real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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