Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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