Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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