He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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