I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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