is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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