I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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