He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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