am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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